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A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the sailor. "Look, I'm off to Europe tomorrow and I can stow you away on my ship.

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time's sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to the room. He's going at it as best as he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three.

How does a pirate tell his wench he wants to have sex? Drop yer sails and prepare t' be boarded! Radio Conversation. This is the actual transcript of a radio conversation between a British Navy ship and the Irish Coastguard, off the coast of Kerry: Irish. Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south, to avoid collision. British.

Jokes4us.com - Sailing Jokes and More. What do you call the fastest sailboat in the world? Usain Boat. Why is sailing like sex?

Jan 29, 2015 · Dirty Sailor Joke. A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor stopped her. damn, screwing a gal that didn't shower for 3 weeks while she had sex daily.. dirty sailor indeed. level 2.